It feels good for a change, not to be greeted by heyooj posters of (the oppressed) scantily-clad women as soon as you step out of the airport.

YES. I'm back in Dubai.

And if you've been wondering where the *beep* I've been, I should tell you this: Try juggling a part-time job, during your final year of chemical engineering and a couple of other things too, which I can't disclose right here. Plus, in case you didn't know, here's a news flash: I DO Have a life, and I'm not some geek who spends ages on the net. [Yeah, I know I used to spend half my life on the net, but that was last year. It's TRUE!]